Wednesday, October 20, 2010

If I Go Hard In The Locker Room Showers Am I Gay

If tomorrow morning the sun was shining, Roos has done


love seminar participants


we want to use today's hours to respond again to the previous course work. I think, is how to deal with the past, the ground subtleties not part of any repertoire. Also, I'm even with the selection the imagery and metaphors relating to these relationships is not one hundred percent satisfied, but we still consider the facts in detail.




First, even for entry-it was all about the appearance of a dog show, which took place on the wrong foot in the land of non-poets and non-thinkers. Quite aptly, if somewhat simplistic, and not without weaknesses, I felt the associative imaged close to the judge for the popular cartoon character 'Hans mole' from the series 'The Simpsons'






resolving this problem, the metaphor of exhibits incompetence in a very good, but I miss in this context, a clear reference to the balanced distribution of awards under the respective dignitaries and the necessity of the commitment of our Hans, forthcoming in an event back races for a fee to register as a pure-bred dogs. In addition, Hans Moleman only 31 because it was carelessly researched.

As filmmaker I am always happy when the atmosphere of this event is strongly Haugout ago moved to the vicinity of the ball scene from 'Fearless Vampire Killers', I would like this idea not object if an alliance extremists various camps pure self-interest and everything somehow happened to sound surreal. But there are really lovely impromptu photos of the event, and vampires do not appear in the mirror or in photographs, or is it only for analog photography?

something very rude to the political club I find the reference to the Hitler-Stalin pact, even though such may represent a discourse in the lowlands of dictatorial practices and their resolution at the appropriate time certainly an archetype menschlischer practices within each sociological dialectic. The reader can only understand who the tools are present - I have my doubts as to publications, which are largely read by the offenders described themselves, such capabilities are now regarded as dangerous and absolutely negligible.

secure more swords or even club for foil the alleged leaked photo of the BOB-winner, but we are honest, in comparison to reality is one to laugh always more prepared than to shudder founded - therefore: Thumbs up in relation to symbolism, when's the rough trowel is .... right, I think




But we get to the other tasks, such a solution has been to me on the subject of 'sense and nonsense of Statutes and order and the demands for compliance with the same '. In this context it should be so circumscribed, as it is pointless, told a group of willful Rechtsbeugern repeatedly to demand conformity or statute, to be expected. A seminar participants solved the task by means of a miniature during a robbery of a banking institution in a small Rhineland city. Very funny, though flawed, the introduction of a bank robber gang led by 'Ma Brown' in reference to the famous criminal offender from North America, which has even been sung by Boney M..

Great proximity to the protagonist proves the writer of the parable in the dialog, when the group of the raid ends naive of a bank customer, a local young industrialist, is approached verbally ..... but it was not necessary to insist here on getting published in 9mm, just because his debit card would not have it, in terms of the Institute was still clearly marked, that if necessary could be well on ID card and payment Apparent truth etc.

Authentic the post-turning Wutbrüllanfall the leader of what it imagine, then, this stupid laddie and all, it knew very well not know who would have the right to and not only insiders will have smiled, as a member of the gang in Odenwald dialect apologetically in the space provided, he would sometimes see if he is not his cash card has just moved and that he was supposed to do with the attack anything and did not know the other parties.

All in all, a very good representation of the popular opposition 'naive' and 'indolent', complicated because of the proximity to the personalities of the protagonists and a bit cheap, if instead of the ATM, then also the statement printer is taken and four bank robbers in a smart imprinted with a dog food vendor flee - just too much of a good thing, I think.

Completely dissatisfied I was proposing to draw up under the theme 'The HZW continue the papers for all the throws and risks rather than the club treasury under pressure from the to give in their own anxiety. " Regardless stayed here the evidence seems to operate in the face of perhaps druckimplizierter hysteria and the necessary correction of heads back to cinematic metaphors from the 'Cage aux Folles' - well, not everyone likes this movie, I did.



The subject of 'stalking' is in today's indeed a very serious, the elaboration of such a relationship in the context of a trial in the humorous context, therefore, more equivocal. The limits of satire, however, are more than well-drained, and what does it matter if a student can ask a whole Court of Appeal for police protection because they by an association board, citing an elderly lady not only followed but also feel pressured?


lies in the clarity of exaggeration, and the task was difficult, because there was indeed bring to two issues under one umbrella. First, there was a letter in connection with a civil case, the mailed without request a lawyer at the request of a Board of Directors in the process circuit to virtually to compete in club costs, the applicant is possessed by the devil, so that the defendant continue to be hired witness for the own falsehoods could occur. It then came to nothing, because the defendant and a witness to very entangled in falsehoods and finally went up.


Then there was a report that sent the old lady at the court without having been asked to be and not at all the qualifications to own it and how they basically 80% of all purebred dogs monetarily worthless represented ( unless it were theirs or those of their Sputnik).


Such absurdities are borrowed from the real world often only by means of exaggerating the satirical show, then send the old lady then daily until the end of twenty submissions to the District Court R. and final due to loss of the actual concept of reality is taken into protective custody. developed drastically, but continuous and detailed. Recommended reading.


pity that the time seems to run today, unfortunately we do not make it to process all transactions. As homework for next week, I ask for metaphorical interpretation of the theme 'A board frittered away € 16,000 to his own private lawyer wash away filth and would like to push the cause of the other costs in the shoes'. Free hand in choosing the means - but please do not base structure to the song 'Where is my Jeld only jeblieben? " the unspeakable Helga Hahnemann saved, as this size is only a local and ...... it is not here, please











Friday, July 23, 2010

Swallowing A Live Mouse

Only Trash from Kaisersesch? The



Only a few days ago, I saw somewhere on TV the very popular fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld, which was in an interview the question is asked, what is special is his new muse 'Baptiste'. Not that me, the answer would have been particularly interested in content, for I am an imaginative observer and the master of Fuffiger attitude surprised with his answer. 'It is the total absence of any vulgarity, "said this and left me impressed.

Also impressed was I, albeit on a different level of use these days on the contributions of a user in a free forum, which celebrated the presence of perfect vulgarity in the absence of any behavior positively. This member, who is there under the pseudonym of 'futuristic' appeared anonymously believed, was certain standards, but I think that definitely is not on the short list, if Karl Lagerfeld once again a new muse would need ......

Just as I think about pondered, but how different are the demands of the people so jumped on the PC appeared as if by magic, the tab of the browser to order and the Judge of the VDH me. Actually, I had this open only because I am currently in rehearsals, dance to this order as part of a Eurythmieprüfung before Waldorf teachers, but somehow I stood in § 3 in the eye, which reads in part:

talent, expertise and personal integrity are the pillars of the breeding judicial office and thus form the core requirements of its owners as to its candidates. The full-time and full compliance with this requirement is essential ..... Judge have noted that they represent in relation to the exhibitors and the public the purebred dog breed club, the VDH and the FCI.

Well, I thought so, if I were the VDH, I might engage Baptiste, 'futuristic' I would have not only because of the more salacious than the name away from this office.

In this sense - keep reaching for that rainbow

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Waxing After Airbrush Tanning

cynologist the Pea

Every time the little dog, no papers gets, so walk through its even smaller world, he always ask myself, what would the wicked man against him, gave him his papers will be not easy. Without these papers but the little dog can not participate in all the wonderful things in which his peers have so much fun.

The evil man name all the great dog experts with the razor-sharp mind, will already know why he does that, the little dog is thinking again and again, sure he did not want that little dog with the other small dogs of the large dog experts will be seen together. For the great cynologist travels a lot around the world, always accompanied by a small dog experts. The big and the small Cynologist show quite often their little dogs in front of people so that other people have to always say how great are the little dogs because of the large and small dog experts. The other people must do it, because otherwise the small cynologist very angry, and the great cynologist crying bitterly, and is offended.

And when the big cynologist is offended, then he may not even connect the small cynologist under the eyes and prefers to bench press a few sentences. Many people say yes, the great cynologist is just too sensitive and against him was the princess and the pea, a leather neck. Sometimes someone says too loudly, so that it belongs to the large cynologist, and then calls the large cynologist always the jurisprudierende Landsknechtin to themselves so that the many letters written to all the people who must have offended the big dog experts and informs them that this use it as an opportunity to henceforth only arbitrary act as he pleases, for he is indeed the great cynologist and wanted to get rid of all that offend him.

A woman said to have also insulted me, and somehow that is the reason why the little dog now has no papers, although he can not help it. The little dog is also so sad that he has been looking for ways to get at last papers. Someone has told the little dog, he should just say he was in born in another country that would be very far away, at the other end of the world and then he would get papers that would even find the great cynologist well. The little dog did something but not, for he knows nothing about other countries, although he would find it very intriguing, to say he actually come from Brazil or even of the Vega.

Let's hope for the small dog, that he soon gets his right papers.




Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Calligraphy Filipino Speech

The tale of Gorx


knows everyone in this country the story of Pinocchio, the wooden doll, fun-loving, one long nose gets when it fibs. Fellow citizens from the so-called new federal states - a term of equally long life as the 'new' singer of AC / DC, who now is now already 30 years in business, but never could put that status - know addition this figure as Buratino (sometimes Burattino) since that time every other day care center named after the GDR this figure from battle brotherly African hand, was once named as 'nursery Feb 23' were already taken.

But hardly anyone knows, however, the German equivalent of the 'core Zaepfel' why I do not know. Controversial are the origins of such popular Stories, which often relate their origin in ancient traditions. Is it in the above-described relationships always from a piece of wood work come to life, there are regional differences even stories of strange occurrences to living foods or vegetables. Are they in northern and coastal regions rather fish-like as in the Frisian 'Ballad of even gräuselichen halibut', can be found in more central regions and different traditions of demonic sugar beet, which particularly in Catholic-dominated enclaves such as Paderborn and Osnabrück personal union with the anti-Christians from the Revelation attests. These fish or beets all have one thing in common, they lie, that a trooper and a variety of reasons. There


Such a figure is also available in the region of the Odenwald, the so-called 'Gorx'. What exactly is this Gorx now and what he intended, is nowhere described in detail, by written records are scarce, and these are limited to facsimiles of handwritten copies, written in local dialect. For outside readers, these dialects are more suitable for purposes of parody as communicative to a challenge.

are the Gorx even identify themselves only weak and greedy characters, ostensibly in the form of a talking potato. If a suitable victims served with a bowl of cooked potatoes, this self-interest immediately noticeable greatest long - and it hangs on a hook. The infamous vegetable is now promising the way, always male victims (certainly a consequence of the traditional patriarchal form of society), that help to gain fame and honor, that this insignificant because of his personality, of course corrected. When you see the victim lying in everyday life and thus to secure advantages increase, ostensibly in his community, without having even the slightest of talent. Like a curse, the victim, now the ruthless criminals mutated, is doomed to lie in any situation and thereby to make more and more into social isolation and finally said 'Vergorxte' with clubs chased from the villages to have been in the era of emerging industrialization allegedly without tarred and feathered before.

historians doubt, however, that this probably 400-500 years old in March may be based on a potato, but this was fed until the age of the great Prussian king as 'Kartuffel' of further spread. It is believed that a transformation has taken place in a time of beginnings of the potato in the Odenwald, when they were still 'lying herb' called was. The traditional inability of then-Odenwald for accurate listening and understanding had often resulted in parts of the population of the aerial part of the growth had finished and thereby killed applied and consequently asserted the opinion that this blessing of the modern diet is the devil's work.


Credible sources point out, however, that have originally been traded for a false kohlrabi must speak only replies that the turnip was never allowed in the value of the diet that he might have earned. More likely, there is the theory that it is of a type of dumpling cereal products must have acted. This theory involves a possible explanation but the curse of the victim by the person who had made the dumplings, while the statements go out on turnip or potato based on an inexplicable, metaphysical caused curse. Much is of course justified in popular superstition, which has opposed the Christian church's own coverage.


Gorx Nowadays the younger generation in mind, however, older term still like to refer to the actual existence of these people fall prey to the seducer, and who have deliberately ignored the wisdom of older People, if this wisdom is not confused with age stubbornness? To what extent the claim is verified to, larger settlements in the geographic center of these events are still unclear traditional named clearly understood, this phenomenon appears, at present still unclear. Otherwise
is only handed down that emigrants from the Odenwald, who settled in present-day states of Iowa, will probably have tried unsuccessfully through the tale, to prevent the spread of the potato. An Austrian artist named Gorx, who keeps a little for the Andy Warhol of the Alpine republic, has his name probably borrowed from this source.


Thank you once again to the hardworking many Wikipedia authors, without whose support this view would have been impossible.