Only Trash from Kaisersesch? The Only a few days ago, I saw somewhere on TV the very popular fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld, which was in an interview the question is asked, what is special is his new muse 'Baptiste'. Not that me, the answer would have been particularly interested in content, for I am an imaginative observer and the master of Fuffiger attitude surprised with his answer. 'It is the total absence of any vulgarity, "said this and left me impressed. Also impressed was I, albeit on a different level of use these days on the contributions of a user in a free forum, which celebrated the presence of perfect vulgarity in the absence of any behavior positively. This member, who is there under the pseudonym of 'futuristic' appeared anonymously believed, was certain standards, but I think that definitely is not on the short list, if Karl Lagerfeld once again a new muse would need ...... Just as I think about pondered, but how different are the demands of the people so jumped on the PC appeared as if by magic, the tab of the browser to order and the Judge of the VDH me. Actually, I had this open only because I am currently in rehearsals, dance to this order as part of a Eurythmieprüfung before Waldorf teachers, but somehow I stood in § 3 in the eye, which reads in part: talent, expertise and personal integrity are the pillars of the breeding judicial office and thus form the core requirements of its owners as to its candidates. The full-time and full compliance with this requirement is essential ..... Judge have noted that they represent in relation to the exhibitors and the public the purebred dog breed club, the VDH and the FCI. Well, I thought so, if I were the VDH, I might engage Baptiste, 'futuristic' I would have not only because of the more salacious than the name away from this office. In this sense - keep reaching for that rainbow
cynologist the Pea Every time the little dog, no papers gets, so walk through its even smaller world, he always ask myself, what would the wicked man against him, gave him his papers will be not easy. Without these papers but the little dog can not participate in all the wonderful things in which his peers have so much fun.
The evil man name all the great dog experts with the razor-sharp mind, will already know why he does that, the little dog is thinking again and again, sure he did not want that little dog with the other small dogs of the large dog experts will be seen together. For the great cynologist travels a lot around the world, always accompanied by a small dog experts. The big and the small Cynologist show quite often their little dogs in front of people so that other people have to always say how great are the little dogs because of the large and small dog experts. The other people must do it, because otherwise the small cynologist very angry, and the great cynologist crying bitterly, and is offended.
And when the big cynologist is offended, then he may not even connect the small cynologist under the eyes and prefers to bench press a few sentences. Many people say yes, the great cynologist is just too sensitive and against him was the princess and the pea, a leather neck. Sometimes someone says too loudly, so that it belongs to the large cynologist, and then calls the large cynologist always the jurisprudierende Landsknechtin to themselves so that the many letters written to all the people who must have offended the big dog experts and informs them that this use it as an opportunity to henceforth only arbitrary act as he pleases, for he is indeed the great cynologist and wanted to get rid of all that offend him.
A woman said to have also insulted me, and somehow that is the reason why the little dog now has no papers, although he can not help it. The little dog is also so sad that he has been looking for ways to get at last papers. Someone has told the little dog, he should just say he was in born in another country that would be very far away, at the other end of the world and then he would get papers that would even find the great cynologist well. The little dog did something but not, for he knows nothing about other countries, although he would find it very intriguing, to say he actually come from Brazil or even of the Vega.
Let's hope for the small dog, that he soon gets his right papers. 
The tale of Gorx knows everyone in this country the story of Pinocchio, the wooden doll, fun-loving, one long nose gets when it fibs. Fellow citizens from the so-called new federal states - a term of equally long life as the 'new' singer of AC / DC, who now is now already 30 years in business, but never could put that status - know addition this figure as Buratino (sometimes Burattino) since that time every other day care center named after the GDR this figure from battle brotherly African hand, was once named as 'nursery Feb 23' were already taken.
But hardly anyone knows, however, the German equivalent of the 'core Zaepfel' why I do not know. Controversial are the origins of such popular Stories, which often relate their origin in ancient traditions. Is it in the above-described relationships always from a piece of wood work come to life, there are regional differences even stories of strange occurrences to living foods or vegetables. Are they in northern and coastal regions rather fish-like as in the Frisian 'Ballad of even gräuselichen halibut', can be found in more central regions and different traditions of demonic sugar beet, which particularly in Catholic-dominated enclaves such as Paderborn and Osnabrück personal union with the anti-Christians from the Revelation attests. These fish or beets all have one thing in common, they lie, that a trooper and a variety of reasons. There Such a figure is also available in the region of the Odenwald, the so-called 'Gorx'. What exactly is this Gorx now and what he intended, is nowhere described in detail, by written records are scarce, and these are limited to facsimiles of handwritten copies, written in local dialect. For outside readers, these dialects are more suitable for purposes of parody as communicative to a challenge. are the Gorx even identify themselves only weak and greedy characters, ostensibly in the form of a talking potato. If a suitable victims served with a bowl of cooked potatoes, this self-interest immediately noticeable greatest long - and it hangs on a hook. The infamous vegetable is now promising the way, always male victims (certainly a consequence of the traditional patriarchal form of society), that help to gain fame and honor, that this insignificant because of his personality, of course corrected. When you see the victim lying in everyday life and thus to secure advantages increase, ostensibly in his community, without having even the slightest of talent. Like a curse, the victim, now the ruthless criminals mutated, is doomed to lie in any situation and thereby to make more and more into social isolation and finally said 'Vergorxte' with clubs chased from the villages to have been in the era of emerging industrialization allegedly without tarred and feathered before.
historians doubt, however, that this probably 400-500 years old in March may be based on a potato, but this was fed until the age of the great Prussian king as 'Kartuffel' of further spread. It is believed that a transformation has taken place in a time of beginnings of the potato in the Odenwald, when they were still 'lying herb' called was. The traditional inability of then-Odenwald for accurate listening and understanding had often resulted in parts of the population of the aerial part of the growth had finished and thereby killed applied and consequently asserted the opinion that this blessing of the modern diet is the devil's work.
Credible sources point out, however, that have originally been traded for a false kohlrabi must speak only replies that the turnip was never allowed in the value of the diet that he might have earned. More likely, there is the theory that it is of a type of dumpling cereal products must have acted. This theory involves a possible explanation but the curse of the victim by the person who had made the dumplings, while the statements go out on turnip or potato based on an inexplicable, metaphysical caused curse. Much is of course justified in popular superstition, which has opposed the Christian church's own coverage. Gorx Nowadays the younger generation in mind, however, older term still like to refer to the actual existence of these people fall prey to the seducer, and who have deliberately ignored the wisdom of older People, if this wisdom is not confused with age stubbornness? To what extent the claim is verified to, larger settlements in the geographic center of these events are still unclear traditional named clearly understood, this phenomenon appears, at present still unclear. Otherwise
is only handed down that emigrants from the Odenwald, who settled in present-day states of Iowa, will probably have tried unsuccessfully through the tale, to prevent the spread of the potato. An Austrian artist named Gorx, who keeps a little for the Andy Warhol of the Alpine republic, has his name probably borrowed from this source.
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